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offbeatorbit:

jesus fucking christ

(Source: weheartpattinson)

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darkarcherprince:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

Any game that lets me hug puppies is a good game, I feel :D

I’m not 100% the puppy likes being picked up …. I mean look at its face…

(Source: solidusnakes)

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yall:

THE REASON WOMEN DIDNT PAY FOR THEIR MEALS WAS BECAUSE THEY WEREN’T ALLOWED TO HAVE BANK ACCOUNTS AND WHEN WOMEN EARN THE SAME AS MEN THIS FORM OF “CHIVALRY” WILL MOST LIKELY END AS MANY COUPLES ALREADY SPLIT THE BILL OKAY CAN PEOPLE STOP USING THIS IN A DISCUSSION OF EQUALITY AND IM SORRY FOR CAPS LOCKS I WANTED TO STOP BUT IT WAS TOO LATE

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kiralightwood:

things i am excited for:

  • the fault in our stars movie

things i am dreading:

  • the fault in our stars movie
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hod-the-blind:

dx11:

mancermechro:

not sure why people don’t automatically say “shapeshifting” when asked what they want their superpower to be. you could become anyone you want. even fictional characters. anyone. cosplay would always be spot-on. dysphoria wouldn’t exist. perfection

rob a bank and disguise yourself as a stray pen lying on a shelf when the cops come

A pen with a shit ton of money lying next to it.

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y10k:

I don’t throw the term genius around loosely, but..

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We’re adults, but, like…adult cats. Someone should probably take care of us, but we can sort of make it on our own.
my roommate, on the question “are we adults” (via disjunct)