Posted 18 hours ago

silumia:

psyfucks:

comfortspringstation:

Kitten rejected by mother and raised by golden retriever

I’m so happy for this little kitty

im cryin a bit

Posted 18 hours ago

micdotcom:

Forget the spreadsheet, here’s an easy flowchart to know if a women owes you sex

Microsoft Excel took a turn for the explicit this week when the Internet learned the once-innocuous office tool was being used in a dispiriting new bro-trend: using the software to track of the number of times their partners refuse sex. Yes, #sexspreadsheets are a thing, presumably because some men still believe that owning of a penis entitles them to unlimited sexy times.

Sorry, guys, that’s just not the way the world works | Follow micdotcom 

Posted 18 hours ago

sofapizza:

tonimorrisons:

hispanic parents have a sixth sense

#i cant stop watching this vine it’s so well done it deserves an oscar

captivating

(Source: versaceslut)

Posted 18 hours ago

mexitalian-prince:

If you google “Lady Gaga with fans” you’ll find this:

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If you google “Katy Perry with fans” you’ll find this:

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If you google “Britney Spears with fans” you’ll find this:

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and if you google “Beyonce with fans” You come across this:

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But if you google “Christina Aguilera with fans” you find this;

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(Source: w3t-dreamzzz)

Posted 18 hours ago

awkward-aris:

peachymints:

I play a very dangerous game

it’s not my fault people have the gall to make attractive OCs

"Shh I’m gonna try and get that for you"is the single best description for my relationship with my OC ever

Posted 20 hours ago

nfour:

rh1tard:

this is beautiful and every person who didn’t get what they wanted tonight should reblog this.

Omg

(Source: the-more-u-know)

Posted 20 hours ago
adventuretimewithlewis:

shvnyyy-e:

zwamboobs:

blazepress:

Filming a rainbow when suddenly.

Sick

what the fuck

The gays are angry

adventuretimewithlewis:

shvnyyy-e:

zwamboobs:

blazepress:

Filming a rainbow when suddenly.

Sick

what the fuck

The gays are angry

Posted 20 hours ago
  1. person: stop apologizing.
  2. me: sorry.
  3. me: wait fuck, no sorry i didn't mean--
  4. me: shit, sorry i--
  5. me: SORRY I MEANT--
  6. me: GOD FUCKING DAMNIT SORRY I WASN'T THINKING--
  7. me: wait no fuck shit sorry i did it again i--
  8. me: fuck
  9. me:
  10. me: sorry
Posted 20 hours ago
Posted 20 hours ago

taylor-sea:

*leans against wall*

*sips a capri sun*

hey